About Us

Isla is an experienced Thai masseuse and a bloody good cook. She likes swimming in the waves, doing yoga on roofs, keeping fit and she is not afraid of adventure. Her special superpower ability is not answering the phone and her astrological sign is Peanutbutter.

Pietro is a Pastafarian chainsaw monkey, trained in ecology & forestry. He is part of the Secret Guild of Yogurt Weavers and his astrological sign is tumbleweed with platipus rising. Totem animal: ladybug. His special superpower ability is holding his breath for 4 minutes. Mortgages are not yet part of their reality..